Just went through the bulk mail, and I have to laugh at some of the names they come up with to sell their male enhancement products. Do they really think this is going to entice me to open this spam? Here are a few fine examples.
Yes! Sign me up. With that kind of marketing, how can I resist?
Wait, what’s this one? Guaranteed to make me smile. Uh, only when I hit...
Delete. *giggles with glee*
You want to make me smile, Randall? Bring me a large iced coffee, x-tra, x-tra and leave me alone.