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Monday, June 16, 2008


Just went through the bulk mail, and I have to laugh at some of the names they come up with to sell their male enhancement products. Do they really think this is going to entice me to open this spam? Here are a few fine examples.

Ava Shaven
Fanny Call
Brad Hung
Antwan Crotch
Randall Balls

Yes! Sign me up. With that kind of marketing, how can I resist?
Wait, what’s this one? Guaranteed to make me smile. Uh, only when I hit...
Delete. *giggles with glee*

You want to make me smile, Randall? Bring me a large iced coffee, x-tra, x-tra and leave me alone.


Flick said...

The really really really scary thing is that my acceptance from Ellora's Cave came into bulk!!! Eek - so its worth checking the viagra and penis enhancements just in case.

Dawn said...

Yeah, that's what I was doing in there. Pretty pathetic I have to wade through that to find what I'm looking for.

Laurie said...

LOL Can I relate. Oh, and the stay at home and work offers, every RX under the sun by mail offers, not to mention the fake ebay sellers disputes and paypal threats to terminate my account spoofs. I've been deluged by junk mail the last few weeks. These people have way too much time on their hands.

Arlene said...

I'd rather face the delete key any day then the bombardment of telemarkets on my work line. Extended car warrentys. Loans of all types. Blah Blah.
What type of blood sucking souless monster sits at a desk and sets up the computerized torment than never ceases no matther how many times you click the option, go @#$% yourself.
And I thought I didnt have a life.

Laurie said...

LOL Arlene!